When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris - those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten to him.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
With many thanks to mw.
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As i said, i don't write them but i'm happy to proivide.....
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